I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
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OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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