I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
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I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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