I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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