2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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