I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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