Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
... don't judge me
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.