STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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