how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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