i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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