Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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