did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
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I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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