do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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