i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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