So I have $4.22 in my bank account, just wrote a check for a tooth brush from quikmart, and bought a 25 cent condom from the bathroom. i don't know whats more sad, my bank account or the fact that i'm entrusting my entire future to a condom machine that was probably last filled in 1970
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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