its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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