I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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