literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
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The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
SHE JUST SHOVED MY HAND DOWN HER PANTS AT THE BAR
Don't text me with that hand
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
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Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.