You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car