they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
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Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
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they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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