marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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