Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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