You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
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That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
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I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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