They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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