Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
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I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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