Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
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thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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