I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
wow bdsm is so cute
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