captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
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Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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