I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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