i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
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It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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