"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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