getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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