Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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