Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
He felt like a one man threesome
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
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My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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