I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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