i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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