this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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