I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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