I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Randomize