no, he came in my armpit
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
my poor anus
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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