and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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