Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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