You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
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I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
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