why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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