haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
Randomize