Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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