Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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