Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
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I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
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Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
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