I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
