Where is the hickey?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
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I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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