Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Your tits are I can't wait for
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
These 23 People Had The Most Insane Spring Breaks Ever
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
25 Women On How They Let Their Oblivious Partners Know They Want To Bone
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini