I think I died a long time ago.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
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Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
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She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!