last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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