I'm drive I can fine osifer
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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