And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
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If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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