i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
