Just fell off a train. Bad.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
He has the fingertips of a God
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