Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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