It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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