you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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